1. Universal Drop Louis C.K. From 'The Secret Life of Pets 2'

"Couldn’t they just neuter him?"-Peter Swanz

2. Morning viewers treated to 'sex noises' during BBC live TV broadcast

"The British are coming...the British are coming"-Jennifer Mantz

3. Ryan: Praying the right thing to do after mass shootings because it ‘works’

"Good to see he finally understands the proper usage of air quotes."-Jen Lap

4. Nielsen Rating Shows Millennials LOVE Christmas Music

"Don't you mean non religious denomination winter event music?"-Bret Sohl

5. What Would Jesus Say To the NRA?

"Please, no nail guns"-Andrew Fruchtman