Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Conspiracies, Birthdays, and Jury Duty
"Trump has treated his presidency like a reality show, so he shouldn't be surprised when Paul Manafort betrays the tribe."-Nick Jack Pappas
"The defense will be excited to see a juror who is an unemployed black man with a history of being treated poorly by the government."-Robb
"On the plus side, she no longer has to worry about Donald lusting after her - 35’s his cutoff"-Jack Dowler.
"They’re also rethinking that statue of Jesus Christ."-Lina Jane
"True to their despotic cruelty, they are only allowed to watch the Knicks"-Peter Duffy