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Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Ivanka, Reindeers, and Pole Dancing

1. After Leaving Hate Group, Neo-Nazi Reveals He’s Jewish And Gay

"He's now joining a self-hate group."-Robb

2. A Comedy Show Thrives by Avoiding Vulgarities—Such as the Word ‘Gosh’

"My 6-year-old thought the show was fucking great."-Nick Jack Pappas

3. Pole dancing could be on track to becoming an Olympic sport

"Who’ve thought your daddy issues could lead to a gold medal?"-Maggie LeVine

4. Norway wants to limit immigration of Swedish reindeers

"The challenge is building a wall that they can't fly over."-Judah Solis

5. Ivanka Trump is getting roasted for claiming she had a 'punk phase.'

"What? She wore off the rack?"-Freddie Walker