Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Ivanka, Reindeers, and Pole Dancing

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"My 6-year-old thought the show was fucking great."-Nick Jack Pappas

3. Pole dancing could be on track to becoming an Olympic sport


"Who’ve thought your daddy issues could lead to a gold medal?"-Maggie LeVine

4. Norway wants to limit immigration of Swedish reindeers


"The challenge is building a wall that they can't fly over."-Judah Solis

5. Ivanka Trump is getting roasted for claiming she had a 'punk phase.'


"What? She wore off the rack?"-Freddie Walker