1. Elon Musk Just Revealed Exciting New Details About His Plans To Colonize Mars

"I hope it includes single-payer health insurance."-Emily Rosenberg

2. Forever 21 & Taco Bell Team Up For Fashion Collaboration

"Forever 21 Pounds Overweight"-Christopher Schmidt

3. 'Mona Lisa nude sketch' found in France

Next week we'll reveal her duck face selfie.-Amy Webber

4.Helicopter Parents Could Be To Blame For Our Kids' Mental-Health Crisis

"So best advice is to watch your kids closely to make sure this doesn't happen."-Terry Stain

5. Oprah Winfrey Just Dropped Another Hint at a 2020 Run

"President Winfrey: Black is the New Orange"-Andrew Fruchtman