Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Oprah, Elon Musk, and The Mona Lisa

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"I hope it includes single-payer health insurance."-Emily Rosenberg

2. Forever 21 & Taco Bell Team Up For Fashion Collaboration

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"Forever 21 Pounds Overweight"-Christopher Schmidt

3. 'Mona Lisa nude sketch' found in France

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Next week we'll reveal her duck face selfie.-Amy Webber

4.Helicopter Parents Could Be To Blame For Our Kids' Mental-Health Crisis

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"So best advice is to watch your kids closely to make sure this doesn't happen."-Terry Stain

5. Oprah Winfrey Just Dropped Another Hint at a 2020 Run

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"President Winfrey: Black is the New Orange"-Andrew Fruchtman