Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Playboys, Refunds, and Goddesses

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"He's Definitely Not in a Better Place."-Rich Carucci

2. Woman 'can tell if you're poor' thanks to one item in your kitchen


"It's nice that at least someone in the White Hosue identifies with women."-Chaco Daniel

4. DirecTV offering refunds to NFL fans upset by protests during anthem


"Can I get a refund because I don't like the guy who auditioned third on "The Voice"?"-Emily Rosenberg

5. The three-year-old girl being worshiped as a living goddess


"Instead of just believing she should be, like most millennials"-Christopher Schmidt