Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Women Drivers, Bullet Tears, and Magic Mushrooms

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

Drivers license photos are gonna be an absolute nightmare.-Craig Salters

2. Graduate Creates Gun That Turns Tears Into Bullets


Break ups are about to get a whole lot more interesting-Rosemary Cipriano

3. Weiner Sentenced To Federal Prison – Who Will Come Next?


Turning him into a real life game of Operation.-Sean Ryan McBride

5. $1 million worth of ‘magic’ mushrooms found in Berkeley home


Encouraging hoarders everywhere to step up their game-Christopher Schmidt