Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Women Drivers, Bullet Tears, and Magic Mushrooms

1. Saudi Arabia to allow women to drive for the first time ever

Drivers license photos are gonna be an absolute nightmare.-Craig Salters

2. Graduate Creates Gun That Turns Tears Into Bullets

Break ups are about to get a whole lot more interesting-Rosemary Cipriano

3. Weiner Sentenced To Federal Prison – Who Will Come Next?

His Cell Mate.-Lee O. Valentin

4. Man’s suspected lung tumor turns out to be toy he inhaled 40 years ago

Turning him into a real life game of Operation.-Sean Ryan McBride

5. $1 million worth of ‘magic’ mushrooms found in Berkeley home

Encouraging hoarders everywhere to step up their game-Christopher Schmidt