Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Christmas Sex, Family Inheritance, and Secret Meetings
Melania Trump preemptively declines to meet, citing total lack of interest in "figuring out Trump".-Marcus Blank
Says the island will be cleaned up quickly. Especially since half the population is 'the cleaning lady".-Daniel Bradley
3. Ivanka and Donald Jr. Reportedly Tried to Cut Tiffany Out of Her Inheritance
In the end, they decided not to deprive their half-sibling of her autographed copy of "The Art of the Deal."-Marcus Blank
4. September 26 Is The Most Popular Day For Births Because Of "Christmas Sex" Nine Months Before
Or for Jews "Chinese Restaurant Sex"-Jen Lap
5. Doctors Restore Consciousness in Man Who Spent 15 Years in a Vegetative State
Looking forward to Brendan Fraser resuming his career.-Robb