Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Weiners, Toilets, and Cartoons

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb
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Just eat Chipotle every day; you'll be sweating on the toilet in no time.-Kendall Tucker

3. How Classic Cartoons Created a Culturally Literate Generation

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Bill Cosby learned many of his dating moves from Pepe Le Pew.-David Goldman

4. Star Trek: Discovery Premiered Last Night

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Star Trek Discovery: boldly going where everybody has gone before. -Citizen Blaine

5. Pandas Are No Longer Endangered

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No just the entire Human race is now.-David Romero