Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Weiners, Toilets, and Cartoons

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

Just eat Chipotle every day; you'll be sweating on the toilet in no time.-Kendall Tucker

3. How Classic Cartoons Created a Culturally Literate Generation


Bill Cosby learned many of his dating moves from Pepe Le Pew.-David Goldman

4. Star Trek: Discovery Premiered Last Night


Star Trek Discovery: boldly going where everybody has gone before. -Citizen Blaine

5. Pandas Are No Longer Endangered


No just the entire Human race is now.-David Romero