Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Shady Microsoft, Homophobic Chicken, and Messages from God
God has been telling me to move ever since my studio started costing more than 3K-Jen Lap
2. Chick-fil-A Is Set to Open Its Largest Location Ever (5 Stories High!)
With the increased space they will be able to hate homosexuals five times as fast.-Steven Good
3. Shade Will Be Thrown: Microsoft Opens London Flagship Store Next To Apple
Those who live in glass houses should not throw iPhones.-Larry Van Zandt
4. In London Muhammad Is Top English Baby Name for Fifth Year in a Row
Newly born and already on the no fly list.-Jason Holland
5. Teacher stole $30,000 from her students and spent it on penny slots
Why can't she have sex with them, like a normal teacher?-Jason Fullmer