Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Cosby Sweaters, Nobel Prizes, and Vegetables

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"Today three Americans won the Nobel Prize for Medicine. Unfortunately, when President Trump heard it was for Medicine, he promised to repeal and replace it."-Joe Toplyn

2. 17 things you should never, ever say to a veggie


"Blink twice if you want me to pull the plug."-Jack Dowler

3. Here’s How Much Betsy DeVos’s ‘Extremely Unusual’ Security Detail Could Cost


"Just slightly less than she paid to become Education Secretary."-Nick Jack Pappas

4. White House still supports Second Amendment after Las Vegas massacre


"Because kneeling is OK when it's a sniper position."-Matt Abrahams

5. 9 things that will never be fashionable again


"Cosby sweaters."-Marcus Blank