Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Cosby Sweaters, Nobel Prizes, and Vegetables

1. American trio awarded Nobel Prize for Medicine

"Today three Americans won the Nobel Prize for Medicine. Unfortunately, when President Trump heard it was for Medicine, he promised to repeal and replace it."-Joe Toplyn

2. 17 things you should never, ever say to a veggie

"Blink twice if you want me to pull the plug."-Jack Dowler

3. Here’s How Much Betsy DeVos’s ‘Extremely Unusual’ Security Detail Could Cost

"Just slightly less than she paid to become Education Secretary."-Nick Jack Pappas

4. White House still supports Second Amendment after Las Vegas massacre

"Because kneeling is OK when it's a sniper position."-Matt Abrahams

5. 9 things that will never be fashionable again

"Cosby sweaters."-Marcus Blank