Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Bumble, Smartphones, and Self-Driving Cars

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"The other two-thirds are reminders to take our antidepressants."-Nick Jack Pappas

2. Pittsburgh's self-driving car boom means $200,000 pay packages for robotics grads


"Coal grads in Pittsburgh are still waiting for their big break"-Amy Barnes

3. Report: Tillerson Nearly Resigned, Called Trump a ‘Moron’


"Trump replied, "I have nothing to do with that religion based in Utah."-Terry Stain

4. Someone dressed like the Monopoly guy is photobombing the Senate's Equifax hearing


"Too bad he can’t go to the senate everyday to hand out some “go directly to jail cards.”-Danny Neary

5. Dating app, Bumble launches business networking feature today


"The App suggests "Mutual Colleagues You May Have Slept With"-Robb