Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Bumble, Smartphones, and Self-Driving Cars

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"The other two-thirds are reminders to take our antidepressants."-Nick Jack Pappas

2. Pittsburgh's self-driving car boom means $200,000 pay packages for robotics grads

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"Coal grads in Pittsburgh are still waiting for their big break"-Amy Barnes

3. Report: Tillerson Nearly Resigned, Called Trump a ‘Moron’

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"Trump replied, "I have nothing to do with that religion based in Utah."-Terry Stain

4. Someone dressed like the Monopoly guy is photobombing the Senate's Equifax hearing

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"Too bad he can’t go to the senate everyday to hand out some “go directly to jail cards.”-Danny Neary

5. Dating app, Bumble launches business networking feature today

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"The App suggests "Mutual Colleagues You May Have Slept With"-Robb