Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: OJ Simpson, Netflix, and McDonalds
"Gets new endorsement deal with Nike golf gloves."-Scott Kelley
"You can celebrate it by going under appreciated at your job."-Jen Lap
3. What will happen to the Las Vegas shooter’s suite at Mandalay Bay?
"They could make it a banquet room for NRA meetings."-Jeff Sawyer
4. Netflix Increases Price 10% for Its Most Popular U.S. Plan
"That's a real bummer for the guy who's password I use"-Zach Huddleston
5. McDonald's Night Manager Allegedly Sold Crack Cocaine With Burger Orders
"Still, it was the healthiest thing they've ever had on the menu."-Amy Webber