Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: OJ Simpson, Netflix, and McDonalds

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"Gets new endorsement deal with Nike golf gloves."-Scott Kelley

2. Today is World Teachers' Day


"You can celebrate it by going under appreciated at your job."-Jen Lap

3. What will happen to the Las Vegas shooter’s suite at Mandalay Bay?


"They could make it a banquet room for NRA meetings."-Jeff Sawyer

4. Netflix Increases Price 10% for Its Most Popular U.S. Plan


"That's a real bummer for the guy who's password I use"-Zach Huddleston

5. McDonald's Night Manager Allegedly Sold Crack Cocaine With Burger Orders


"Still, it was the healthiest thing they've ever had on the menu."-Amy Webber