Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Birth Control, Divorce, and Uranus
"In a related story, the Maury Povich Show has been picked up for another 30 seasons."-Sam Gregory
2. Mouthpiece Claims To Turn Polluted Air Into Clean, Mineral-Infused Air
"It also turns your friends into people who no longer want to be seen in public with you."-Jen Lap
"Just when you thought Apple couldn't possibly exploit their sweatshop workers any more."-Mike Voss
4. Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
"Upon close inspection, scientists believe it's an "obvious joke."-Nick Jack Pappas
"The gene is passed along the Ex Chromosome"-Steve Wampus Reynolds