Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Harvey Weinstein, John Lennon, and Sesame Street

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"Please stand at least 6 inches away."-Andrew Fruchtman

2. How Smartphones Hijack Our Minds

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"Siri, please summarize this long article for me and explain what all these big words mean."-Joseph Paul

3. Today Is John Lennon's Birthday. He Would Have Been 77.

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"Celebrate by continuing to forget that Ringo is still alive."-Nick Jack Pappas

4. Sesame Street launches Muppet program to help kids cope with trauma

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"Nothing calms a distressed child more than learning that any public trash can may contain an angry green monster."-Joe Kalb

5. Room Full Of Men Decides Fate Of Women's Health Care

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"In related news, a group of squirrels met to decide the fate of human cancer research."-Joseph Paul