Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: BBQ, Drugs, and Treehouses

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"How to get away with murder 101"-Eric Neil Horn

2. Milking venomous snails could help scientists treat cancer and tuberculosis

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"By the time you get the milking machine hooked up, you might as well have done it by hand."-Charlie Currie

3. Microsoft Is Building Treehouses Meeting Rooms For Its Employees

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"Sadly, the windows are non-functioning."-Larry Ryals

4. Melissa Etheridge and Todd Rundgren Arrested on Drug Charges

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"Todd calls the bail bondsman and says "Hello, it's me."-John Morgo

5. Guy Fieri Brings Barbecue Smoker to Santa Rosa Fire Evacuation Center

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"What an ash."-Andrew Fruchtman