Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Week: Plane Rappers, Women's Basketball, and The Moon

1. South Carolina women's basketball team declines Trump's invite to White House

"President Trump, however, has graciously offered to visit their locker room"-Raymond Santos

2.Roy Moore will not drop out of Senate race, wife Kayla Moore says

"She then quickly excused herself from the press conference because she was late for fifth period."-Kelsey Farrell

3. The Spice Girls Set For 2018 Reunion!

"I think they misinterpreted what we really, really want."-Kevin Cusumano

4. A baby could be born on the moon in a few decades

"Push too hard and you'll never see that baby again."-Ryan Groves

5. Attendant becomes online hit after RAPPING safety briefing

"Shortly after, he was inducted into the 8 Mile High Club." -Matt Sohl