Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Woody Allen, Robot Dogs, and White Privilege

"Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"From here on in, students will solve for Malcolm X."-Jake Jacobson

3. Robot dogs capable of forming emotional bonds, maker claims


"The robot dog will also be able to fetch memory sticks."-S. J. Newman

4. Amazon Key is a new service that lets couriers unlock your front door


"and turn them into "Prime" suspects."-Mike Frankovich

5. High-Tech Mirror Only Works If You Smile


"I believe they call those photographers."-Matt Sohl