Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Woody Allen, Robot Dogs, and White Privilege

1. Woody Allen’s New Film Includes Sexual Relationship Between Adult and a 15-Year-Old Girl

"So It's a Home Movie."-Rich Carucci

2. Professor says Algebra and geometry perpetuate white privilege

"From here on in, students will solve for Malcolm X."-Jake Jacobson

3. Robot dogs capable of forming emotional bonds, maker claims

"The robot dog will also be able to fetch memory sticks."-S. J. Newman

4. Amazon Key is a new service that lets couriers unlock your front door

"and turn them into "Prime" suspects."-Mike Frankovich

5. High-Tech Mirror Only Works If You Smile

"I believe they call those photographers."-Matt Sohl