Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: O'Reilly, Erections, and Breast-Feeding

 "Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9's to 5's. Sad!"-Robb

"Fool me for 40 years, shame on you, fool me for 41 years, shame on me"-Zach Huddleston

2. Woman In England Hopes To Breastfeed Daughter Until She Is 10 Years Old


"This will make her school lunches a bit awkward."-Bret Sohl

3.Inmate with '91 hour erection' sues prison for civil liberties violation


"On the upside, he had the shower all to himself for four days."-Scott Parietti

4. Thieves ram U-Haul into Louis Vuitton store in $150,000 smash-and-grab


"That's a new approach to knocking off Louis Vuitton."-Robb

5. O’Reilly on sexual harassment allegations: ‘It’s horrible what I went through’


"He was just reading statements from his victims."-Jen Lap