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Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: IQ Tests, Netflix and Chill, and Ben Affleck

1. Trump Floats IQ Test Battle With Rex Tillerson After `Moron' Comment

"It's unclear who Trump is going to get to read the IQ test to him."-Nick Jack Pappas

2. Ben Affleck apologizes for groping actress Hilarie Burton

"He should apologize for "Gigli" next."-Jay Stone

3. Snapchat now lets you book Uber rides

"When he couldn't find me, my driver said I looked different without the dog ears."-Matt Sohl

4. Elections in Austria: The Favorite to Win Austria’s Chancellorship is a 31-Year-Old Millennial

"However, America was really the first country to elect a child into office."-Jen Lap

5. Hulu is lowering it's prices in response to Netflix's cost bump

"No word on any decrease in the price of the "Chill" portion of the evening."-A.J. Glagolev