Top 5 Comedywire Jokes of the Day: Sex Tapes, Killer Clowns, and Mysterious Planets
"The FBI got involved because, based on his height, they thought it was child pornography"-Raymond Santos
2. Astronomers discover pitch-black planet orbiting distant star
"The distant star locked it's car"-Vinod Chhaproo
3. Stephen King Said Donald Trump Has A seriously Fucked-Up Mind.
"If anyone can identify a sadistic killer clown, it's Stephen King."-Bill Bradley
"But it'll never introduce you to a woman named Alexa."-Chris Staron
"And every iOS10 mysteriously became much slower"-Matt Levy